Wacky Watch from Tokyo Flash

Note to mom, girlfriends, secret gay admirers: I want one of these impossibly hip, futuristic watches for Christmas. The green one, please. Thanks. Thanks so much.

Oh, BTW, if you’re wondering how the damn thing actually tells time, the radar-esque screen on the left tracks hours, the bar on the bottom left marks 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 minute intervals, and the bar on the top indicates minutes between the 10s. So, this one would be showing 6:49. Or maybe it’s 6:39. Ah…who cares, look how it’s all futura n’ shit. With shipping, from Japan, the watch’ll set you back close to 100 Washingtonians.