I don’t know what the designers of this site were smoking (moldy barn-hay, apparently), but this is one of the weirdest and most wonderful virtual storefronts I’ve seen in awhile. I’m not really sure what the connection is between hillbillies and high-tech gadget bags, but who cares? There’s even “tasteful” nudity, as a woman models one of the laptop bags in the buff. Maybe she’s a-fixin’ to check her Yahoo! account on the way down to the crick for some skinny dippin’ Again, who cares? All in good fun. Oh, did we mention what the product was? It’s easy to forget. Crumpler sells a very cool-looking line of laptop, messenger, and gadget bags, all made out of something they call “ChickenTex.” Maybe we’ll try to get some products for review.